Proprietary is our elegant dortmunder brewed with nearly two tons of gritty flaked oats, four times our normal rate of raw raw wheat, a melange of luscious oopy-goopy bohemian pilsner, and nuanced juicy coconut water. Lagered for many moons on fluffy unflavored gelatin. Hopped with delicate galaxy and vibrant ella. Notes of foraged uber traditional ephemeral raspberry lollipops, dank fresh pressed honey, complex asian pear, and guava whipped cream.