Regulated Toddler is our excellent imminently crushable pilsner brewed with fluffy under ripe spelt, freaky extra special malt, and comforting pungent cold brew coffee. Fermented atop a mountain of almighty peach, juicy marshmallows, and sticky asian pears. Hopped dry with texturally rich hallertau blanc, tettnanger, and ella. Bright notes of local kalamansi, oopy-goopy exceedingly aromatic lush greenery, goopy toasted sesame, and autumnal merriment.