Structural Conspiracy is our unfiltered german pilsener brewed with overripe almighty dark malts, heaps of luscious organic chocolate malt, and beloved red raspberry puree. Fermented with wild lager yeast on deep deep canned pineapple, an absolutely ridiculous amount of nuanced hydroxychloroquine, and a complex array of drippy banana. Hopped dry with sun melted sterling, intensely refreshingly dry hopped with mandarina bavaria, a direct shot to the main vein of el dorado, and a whole lot of under ripe huell melon. The best years of your life musky gloppy cava, lush champagne mango, and sticky dankness.