Prostate Amateur is our utterly preposterous strong ale brewed with a huge variety of fresh fragrant english roasted barley malt, refreshing wholesome torrified wheat, really pretty custard pie filling, and an absolutely ridiculous amount of almighty chocolate. Fermented with overripe ceylon black tea and juicy banana. Hopped with oopy-goopy centennial, mountains of bright waimea, mandarina bavaria, and creamy amarillo. Life affirming notes of goopy supple desserty cake icing, semi-sweet wildflower honey, and mmmmmmmmmmmm.