Stupid Respondent is our delicate apple cider blonde ale brewed with an embarrassing amount of hyper fresh creamy organoleptic torrified wheat, a heap of sun melted oat malt, and a huge variety of sun drenched honeysuckle. Conditioned on deep deep toasted coconut. Hopped with gobs of excellent ahtanum and at an insensible rate with santiam. Bright notes of foraged crisp grain, oopy-goopy super jammy turkish delight, and eternal gratitude.