Handled Professor is our effervescent weird gueuze brewed with a touch of fresh pressed semi-sweet rice hulls, tart totally happy malted bohemian pilsner, a complex array of overripe desserty white chocolate, and just a bit of real pungent rye caraway bread. Blended with a huge helping of almighty cara cara orange, locally gathered sweet potato casserole, and a silly amount of bright espresso beans. Hopped with american varietals, apollo, and thoughtfully dry hopped with comforting galaxy. Brimming with zippy dank apricot, lush soft prickly pear, incredible exceedingly aromatic bottomless honey, super jammy grapefruit gelato, and big sticky icky icky green.