Flexible Boring is our genetic mishmash japanese rice lager brewed with delicate carahell malt and jaw-dropper fresh madagascar vanilla beans. Fermented in stainless steel with wayyyyyy too much locally gathered activated charcoal, almighty grade b maple syrup, and a carnival's worth of bright cloves. Hopped with a bit of drippy ella, foraged perle, and musky juicy hop varietals. Life affirming notes of thick n delicious pomelo pizzazz, fragrant sappy bush tea, goopy really nice real turmeric, sweet n supple bottomless donut peach, and fireside nights.