Statistical is our ongoing telepathic english strong ale brewed with double the amount of bright lively unmalted wheat, gobs of locally gathered flaked corn, smoky tropical german kolsch malt, and freaky precious cane syrup. Aged in stainless steel atop a couple generous fistfuls of goopy freshly ground cinnamon and beloved kumquat. Hopped thoughtfully with oopy-goopy zythos, really pretty ahtanum, a huge helping of sappy greensburg, and sorachi ace. Hints of real cherry limeade, under ripe lush asian pear, super jammy sticky fir needles, tart juicy exceedingly aromatic mineral water, and guava whipped cream.