Synthetic Modeling is our fresh pressed genre defining baltic porter brewed with gloppy unmalted wheat, abundant amount of smoky freaky bohemian dark malt, wayyyyyy too much fragrant classic blueberry pie, and synapse coating doses of thick n delicious corn syrup. Lagered for many moons on luscious dried hawthorn berries and uber traditional donut peach. Hopped with deep n sticky hallertau, crystal, nelson sauvin, and effervescent calypso. Bright notes of musky lively dank honeycomb, sappy light toffee, drippy lambrusco, ripe totally happy goopy medjool dates, and paradise.